She is a fine piece of ass

Clearly the writer has never been to BC and partaken in BC Bud  or gone on a whore binge in Toronto cause then he would know Canada is made up of numerous distinct awesome places.

DMX wants to hate fuck Drake so bad

Shrimps and Hoes

The only seal I would consider a hero is that stuffed one you get for marksmanship at Army.

Not all ex-military types were baby killing, I for example spent most my time eating pizza, playing cards, and trying to stay at the base. This was late 90's in the Navy so maybe they kill more babies now but… I can see your point about the unbearableness of former military people who act self righteous who really…

Yeah that's what we need to know Rabin! Don't make me waste $9.50 on a matinee.

I enjoy a good fat joke as much as the next guy but it's not like shes in Beth Ditto territory or anything. She's fuckable

So ah, when can I get Jennifer Aniston alone on a holodeck?

When I was first stationed in 1999 we would quote that episode relentlessly.

Yeah but he only hates the white troops so its not as bad as it sounds.

Yeah that's such bullshit. Right now were mostly focusing on stealing all your jobs. Well, mostly the jobs you won't get off your lazy ass and do yourself.

Join the Navy!!! You'll get to earn money for college and make fun of all the idiots who joined then died serving in the Army.

Holy shit I thought you were joking but shes done that like five times at various mark-a-wish concerts.

Miley Cyrus - The Climb

Edit this post out of existence and never say that again to anyone.

She still looks great for a tubby chick if thats your thing.

I'll second that, Fergie at her sexiest.

They stopped making music after Pinkerton. Don't tell me otherwise.

Saw him do "Mr Jones" live in Paris it was really quite amazing. The live version is vastly superior especially the change of lyrics to "you should not believe in me" and "and wanting everyone to love you, is about as fucked up as you can be"