The milk is also cursed.

Actually …

Have ya'll ever read (or read about) the Hans Christen Anderson tale "The Snow Queen?" Shit is fucked the fuck up.

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Slim Charles doesn't get enough credit. He was a good lieutenant.

Did any of you guys have an enterprising dorm kid who started selling George Foreman sandwiches? Saved me the cleanup, and I could get two fresh cooked cheeseburgers at like 11 pm just going down the hall.

… thinks he can keep me out of Riverdale!?

In my house, we have both a George Foreman grill and a panini press. My wife insists they do different things and that they are both necessary. And she does use them just enough that i can't convince her to get rid of them.

I think he also was all about taking you to the river …

All of them blonde with legs for dayz

Seriously, during this recent healthcare debacle someone literally quoted Paul Ryan saying to one of his libertarian congressman pals "we've thinking about [presumably taking healthcare away from the poors] since we were doing keg stands." Not even joking.

Is there a "gay away the pray" camp?

in the dorms circa '01 someone would have Wild on E! with Brooke Burke on in their room and by the end there'd end up being like ten dudes in there watching, each one coming in with the same greeting "oh Brooke Burke?"

See my above comment re: LB!

I first came into contact with Limp Bizkit via MTV Spring Break circa 1994/5. Blech

Go Hawkeyes

"He spent the whole night there."

Also, Southeast Asia circa 1950 …

They should have made Kevin Jewish (there are lots of Jews in the north burbs!) and then Pesci could have gone all "you little JEW MUTHA FUCKA" every time he got a flame thrower to the head …

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