This is my favorite line from this episode, and one that I bring out sometimes in real life, usually to the confusion of others.

Freedom Fan: "Fitzpatrick knew from the beginning that Libby was not the source of the Plame "outing" but prosecuted him anyway. Libby was convicted and sentenced to prison and millions in fines for failing to precisely remember certain conversations."

Here's the difference between liberal and conservative media criticism:

Except there's no need to put a comma after "charged" you ingrate.

I see Ziggy's back at the complaint department again: "The New Yorker is stealing my ideas."

Psh - Andover just means that your parents weren't important enough for you to get into Choate.

He also wrote a shit ton about science - he was very interested in metaphysics, for some reason. He thought it the key to understanding human existence, or something like that.

One of my favorite stories about Poe involved me.

I often think of the Poe poem (ha ha!) Eldorado.

May your child bride/cousin die a terribly depressing death.

Ron you've done it again! *hands over bag full of money with $ symbol on it*

OBAMA IS A MUSLIN AND HE'S A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING

*cough*BULLSHIT!*cough*

Lisa's rival also gave us such gems as:

Matthew 7:26
The foolish man who built his house on sand.

It is true. When I interned at an airline in college, many of the new hires had been in the Navy for 10 - 11 years, which means they went into it in the late-80s. I asked one of them - "so tell me the truth - did you join the Navy because of Top Gun?"

I like when Burns talks about Al Jolsen.

McLarins
Was I the only one who paused the show at the Bing maps screen and noticed that McClarins is at 150 W. 85th St on the upper west side, just west of Central Park?

Does everyone just pretty much hate Harry Crane now?

You theyee! Get out of the err, uh, mayah's office!