Spoiler Alert.
In "The Third Expedition" - the homey small town and family members are actually MARTIANS!

I felt really really bad that America beat Colombia during and after watching this. The fact that the majority of folks in this country would have responded with a "that's nice" *continues eating/shopping/working/whatever*, while in Colombia it was like the entire rug had been pulled out from under them and the dream…

Concur. This one's at the top of the heap.

I actually showed the instructional video in my 11th grade chemistry class during a presentation about nuclear fission.

Lose? I never lose!

Not to be a killjoy, but this whole thread refers to episode 9F15, from the fourth season. Not 7G03.

Does everyone remember when Sal was starting to get the handy from the bellboy last year's season opener and the fire alarm goes off.

So the crooked cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up?

Anyone out there wanna put up for Casey in Ocean's 11/13? He and Scott Caan's character had some of the best lines from either movie:

Much thanks to Noel for posting this early!

The blueprint 2: Takenover

Can't believe I had to scroll down so far in an AV Club thread about "Taken" to see a "very particular set of blank" joke.

If he's an importer exporter, then he definitely has a ponytail.

The best acting from Seinfeld through the whole series was when he acted like Kramer in the Kenny Roger's Chicken episode.

No matter how strong your faith in God, it's always sad when a friend or loved one has passed. And as much as we Christians talk about heaven and faith and afterlife, we're still pretty selfish when it comes to what happens while we're on this planet.

Um - Ava lives in the sticks.

This is a new song I wrote … it's called "hot and heavy."

I remember watching it with my grandpa in MINNESOTA! And shit, that's almost Canada.

You remember Matthew 21-27: "The foolish man who built his house, on sand."

BEETHOVEN!!!