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You know who the real criminals are? Those sleezy Hollywood producers!

"Two! Four! Six! Eight!
Homer's crime was very great!
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'Great' meaning 'large' or 'immense',
We use it in the pejorative sense!"

My pops introduced me to classic westerns and WWII movies. He FINALLY got a DVD player last year, so now buying gifts for him at Christmas/Bday is easy - just buy him some old western. Next up is season 1 of Gunsmoke, which, according to my grandma, he watched with his Dad every Sunday night after they would go…

Mama would dance for the money they'd throw.

@FritzyPoo

You see, a firstie is when you make the first post in a non-existent thread. And this is the best ever written - I mean, ya got this girl, Sister Marie Francis, who used to click up and down the keyboard back in college just working on her typing. She came out of the internet (circling the internet with a…

Sh'up Woufraip - I'll sue the pants off you.

Let's all move to Kashyyyk (the home planet of the wookies) and quote Simpsons all day long.

*opens his copy of the hipster handbook … licks his finger before flipping through the pages*

Don't worry, it's totally still open.

Are you sure you guys aren't talking about the Super Star Destroyer "Executer?"

I'd say the same thing about Batman Begins - the soundtrack for that movie still sticks with me (if you're a Star Wars fan, you can't help but notice the similarities between the violins in the background in BB/DK and Empire Strikes Back). I was also in downtown Chicago during the summer they filmed it and saw the…

By the time I first saw CK, I was a sophomore in college and had seen the Bobo episode many times, but still hadn't heard about the sled. I recognized many of the scenes from the movie, thanks to the SImpsons, but I do remember opening my mouth when I saw the sled slide into the burn bin and the name 'rosebud' show up…

Female Twilek costumes for strippers.

The latest FOB album received an A:

It was in that movie with Natalie Portman.

My girlfriend noticed that too! I just said "she has a sunflower in her hair," without thinking back to last week.

Bill Fagerbakke (Dauber from Coach) has been featured on HIMYM before as the head of the Erikson clan.

"Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear-to-ear … "