I was hoping for a show where Sawyer, Hurley, Charlie, and Jin travel the country in a VW van stocked w/ Dharma beer & the remains of Roger Workman.

Ah, but Dave's thing was when Lisa was mad at him. Space shuttle & space prostitute was just a way of getting her angry, not an actual fantasy.

I don't think that was a knife. I'm pretty sure it was a piece of the wooden window frame they just crashed through, which makes it even more cringe-y (splinters!).

Peralta actually said "which is now your paperwork", so I'm not sure how there's any confusion here.

Bugs.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, just because my client can transform into a gun, does not mean he shot that woman."

How about 4-LOM?  Everyone else will ask him "I thought your name was Zuckuss?", which is what sets off his murderous rage.

But is it his legitimate rape face?

I'm not supposed to get tildes in it!

@SilentSpy Might as well add Aaron to your "Alive" list, as well as Vincent.  And, according to Lostpedia, Cindy (stewardess in the tail section) and Emma & Zack (brother & sister from the tail section).

Byers wore a suit, Langly had the long blonde hair, and Frohike was the older one w/ glasses.

Donut?  What's a donut?

I thought Brandi Maxxx was Leslie's doppelganger?

The therapist?  Mose Manuel from Deadwood!  I was hoping Pam was going to hurl some abuse at him just like Calamity Jane.

I don't know. (Third base!)

Who?

If they want to build a show around Josh Holloway, give me Sawyer/Jin/Charlie/Hurley/Miles (hell, throw in Vincent, too) travelling around the country in a Dharma Van getting into various adventures.  I'd watch the shit out of that show.

Can't wait until he turns into a red minivan.

It's the next day, and I'm still laughing at this.

He claimed Ronald Reagan as his hero (despite getting a Reagan-quote clue wrong earlier in the race - oddly appropriate for young Reagan worshipping conservatives today) and listens Rush Limbaugh.  That's good enough (to be a villain) for me.