Too late too mention a couple of thousand tweens Bieberaging on twitter shouldnt mean a fucking thing?

Phillip is attending the Russel Hantz school of survivor: people respect getting to the end by any means necessary!
I'm sure the losing zap tribe will be overawed when he pronounces at the final tribal - hey Jesus freaks I'm not really the guy running behind Clint Eastwood along side Obama, or the highest decorated…

The Flight
Murray: When you're in a band, you don't get with your bandmate's girlfriend - past or present.
Jemaine: Yes, well thanks for that.
Murray: You get a love triangle…you know…Fleetwood Mac situation? Well, there there was four of them so more of a love square but you know…no one gets on.
Jemaine: Okay, I see.
Mu…

Cheyne's ridiculous haircut is only matched by the combination of the douchebag frat boy/failed south american aryan breeding program sheen.

Worst racer is subjective…I thought Colin was unintentionally hilarious…Kents up there, but was he as awful as Jonathon - no way…when he lost it in Berlin at Victoria I'm surprised Phil was able to contain himself.
I put Kent in the Canaan, Cheyne, Kendra, Adam, Millie AND Chuck in the "just bunch of wankers" clique.

I loved how it seemed Mirna would insist Charla would do all the hard roadblocks, like climb that bamboo scaffolding…

Steve, Mike & to a lesser extent Ralph are too confident with their Triumvirate to bother with such things as strategy. They are in love with their Alpha maleness -deep down I'm sure they think anything else surely will fold to their wills…look how Steve pouted and sulked over the 2 nothing votes he got last tribal.

I can't believe the Indian oompa loompa's gave Luke a big cheer and tried lifting him up on their shoulders after having to stand there all that time watching him whine about how hard it is to drink lots of tea…they should've been telling him- you want hard, try living as a waiter in fucking calcutta!

How Ron & Christina make it to any pit stop not last is a miracle. He would be the most frustrating human being ever on the race!

Kurt & Blaine stroking the foam machine to ejaculate all over the warblers as they dance around with their future beards…whats not sexy about that???
That moment only ran a second to Puck rocking it out singing "Afternoon Delight"

Getting Ricky Gervais to host every single awards show would be a good start…I love smug grins being replaced with uncomfortable smiles

Colin & Christie would come first, second and third for best of the worst…"My Ox is broken" is still the gold standard.

I'm totally for race coverage too…

@Avery - Maybe, but before the Grizzly Mama's minders hosed her off and cleaned her up, ole Levi Johnston could probably tell you what 2 beers, and a pickup with more than 4 spot lights got you