Jeff
I really hope Jeff's here to stay. I don't know why, by I adore that lovable loser. Maybe because he's lovable.

On second thought, maybe it's Roger who doesn't know or simply forgot that Francine's a lefty?

The garbage disposal gag
"Hey Francine, I dropped my bracelet in the garbage disposal. Dip your fingers in there for me?"
"ROGER!"
"Come on! That was your left hand, drama queen."

Roger don't need no excuse to be fabulous.

Um, HELLO? Wangernumb is WAY better than Numberwang!

Anywhere I lay my head — Funny, that's what my momma always told me!

Come on, Senior Chang? He's not that old, is he?

Oh, and it's during a lesbian (Lisbeth is bi-sexual) sex scene with a hot asian chick.
I'll let that sink in for a moment.

Actually, in the second film in the triology, we get to see Noomi's boobage. Flat as a board, actually.

It took me a full hour to watch the episode, I replayed that scene so many times.
God damn, McHale! Who knew you hid THAT under those smart suits of yours all this time? (Your wife, I guess. That bitch!)

They should've just gone with Patton Oswalt. Fat and funny!

Chevy looked so smart in that pink pantsuit — he cleans up nice!

Aww, come on now, A Apple! They're just teasing 'cause they're jealous!

Poodog, not cool! It was Mallrats, not Clerks.

"Right, the boys are back in the barracks!"

Too soon, man. Too soon.

Karma, dudes
So they kicked she-Kanye off. I guess it was to be expected after that whole VMA debacle.

I see an affair coming, people!
I may read into this too much, it may be a red herring, OR it may be foreshadowing (dun-dun-DUN):

Oh, Simon!
I love you, you adorable ginger comedy savant, and it pains me that you had to endure both Megan Fox and Kirsten Dunst as co-stars. In the same movie, nonetheless! Do you need a paycheck that bad?

Hugh should've busted out his and Stephen Fry's "Good Ass Motherliker". Mad skillz!