WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH… I WANT YOOOOOU, SHOW ME THE WAY! (EVERY DAY!!!!)

I would pay to watch "Saw: Let's Face It, It's Both A 3-D Horror Film And The Seventh One Of These Fuckers In Six Years—Let's Not Put On Any Airs Here ." Actually, I wouldn't, but I'd pass the poster in the theater and giggle a little bit.

Meanwhile, those of us perusing the AV club on our mobile devices get to see a nifty banner ad for an iPhone app that predicts birth defects or something. Something about birth defects.

Goddamn it. And by "an" I mean "and." I fail at the Internet today.

An unfortunately Amy Adams is one such "actress." Hell, it being Joe Wright, he'll probably just use Keira Knightley in a wig.

…but at least it is spelled with an e, right? Guys? Guys??

I think you've confused Huey Lewis with George Michael…

I'm a redhead! Pick me!!

I feel like all arguments made thus far have been rendered at least 45% less valid through their shared misspelling of Hans Christian Andersen's name. He was Dutch, people. All windmills and little wooden shoes and unnecessary Es where Os would do just fine.

We got quarterpoundclusterfuckhotdogs yes we do!
We got quarterpoundclusterfuck hot dogs, how bout you?!!