Nothing better than necking and singing "God Bless America"!

You went to a Guns N' Roses Concert in 2016 and thought everyone there would be Beck fans?

Honestly, was it necessary to say "fuck" like that? I don't know why we spent all that money on your Education!

First thing the AV Club Staff has to do Tuesday morning is get rid of those god damn fools making gingerbread houses.

Yay, at least he did more that just bitch and bicker.

The Other White Heat

President Doodle Dandy?

You know, I've never seen "Coming Home". I need to look that up.

An American version of "Children Of Men" with Judd Hirsch? That could work.

Did you ever hear the Morning Zoo guy's "Amadeus" parody called "Jerry Lewis"? Shit, that was funny

How DARE you mention THAT WOMAN on the Fourth Of July!?

Try saying "oeuvre" with a mouth full of apple sauce.

"All of me! Why not take all of me!?"

That's a Great Movie!

"Pin" Starring Terry O'Quinn!

Yeah, a funny black girl in England had the first human baby in years and it was the beginning of a New Age in Humanity!

There was a copy of Details with Idris Elba on the cover in the Waiting Room at Work and I picked it up and started singing "IDRIS ELBA! IDRIS ELBA!" and this lady and her kids thought it was funny. So that was good.

They just get worse and worse.

Don't watch those Movies, man. That shit is too fucked up. I;m not kidding.

I saw "This Is The End" last night. Seth Rogan is the fucking WORST. "The Interview", "The Night Before", "This Is The End" - Fuck Seth Rogan. Even Adam Sandler is better than that asshole.