Gonna hear some funky Dixieland! Pretty Mama gonna take me by the hand! By the hand! Hand! Take me by the hand! Pretty Mama! Gonna dance with your Daddy all night long! Hey! a tape recorder just fell out of Rerun's pants!

Did you know that the plane Skynyrd crashed in was originally supposed to be Aerosmith's Tour Plane? But Aerosmith took one look at the thing and . . . got really FUCKED UP. Anyway, they wouldn't get on it. "Well, SHUCKS! We sure could use one o' them Aer-o-planes even if Aer-o-smith don't want the dagger thang! Herp…

That Babyshambles CD is great. But I do have overhear CDs I could be listening to while driving around in my car.

I like her cover of that Judas Priest Song.

Ha Ha, Stephen Colbert! Jeering "YOU'RE SCREWED!" at Led Zeppelin! Who talks like that to Led Zeppelin? He'll be bitching about Van Halen next! And the other night with that talk about "a reach around from Sting" - He's unfit for American Television! Get rid of that creep, CBS!

Shut up. You don't mind the Eagles. Shut up.

One Time I heard that Song after having sex and I actually liked it.

I Wrote a Pod Cast Episode this Morning about how Prince is in Heaven and Michael Jackson is in Hell with a bit about how Glenn Frey is surely in Hell. Fuck that Dead Guy.

That would be good although Adny Shernoff of The Dictators insists it was faked in the Studio.

I've a Babyshambles CD in my car. I keep forgetting my car has a CD player. So when I'm on a long drive . . .
"Oh! My CD Player! . . . Oh, Babyshambles. I gotta do something about this . . . "

Fuck your cab!

The New York Dolls! The Eagles get this Kennedy Center shit and The Dolls get stuck with some Katzenjammer Kid TV Show! I give up on America! Oh, the Supreme Court told Obama to forget about his Immigration Policy? I'll stick around.

But he's FUNNY in that Movie!

The Eagles!? Fuck you!

Do you know about Nick Swardson? Toonces The Cat That Drives A Car? Lucy Lui? The Hold Steady?

Bill's gonna tell you a thing or two!

All these names you guys throw around during these Marvel Movies discussions! Are you just making stuff up?

Hollywood is fuckin' gross.

Adam Scott, Rob Huebel, and Paul Rust. Let's see something else, okay?

"BURNS MY PRIVATES!!!" jokes