I got the number of days it took to create the World wrong but it is Friday and I am tired. It took five days for me to get tired. Otherwise, don't rewrite my stuff. man.

That quote refers to Mister Obama's stand on Terrorism in general, Mister Steve. That should straighten things up quite well. I'm sure you will come at me again but I think I'm finished with this.

I didn't fall off the wagon, they threw me off of the wagon and the wagon behind us ran over me.

"problem-solving"? When did Obama ever do that?
"Barak, should we go to France on Vacation or Italy?"
"Both!"
"Good."

I did your indestructible "Proof" tactic! I'm gonna terrorize the AV Club with that until they ban me again! "Oh, Yoko destroyed The Beatles? Proof?" "Oh, Chevy Chase destroyed 'Community'? Proof?" "Oh, Sonic Youth is better than Dokken? Proof?"

All Right! A Conspiracy Theory! You just won your own AM Talk Radio Show!

Didn't say the second one. I never do anything that can be described by meat head Sports metaphors.

I just heard on the Radio about a Listening Party for the new Red Hot Chili Peppers Album! So me and all the other Christians are gonna get our GUNS and do us a little KILLIN' tonight! YEE HAW!! But you'll never hear about on the News cause we're Christians and this is America . . . Heh heh . . .

Christians claim to know The Truth About Everything?
"How did God create the World in one week?"
"I don't know."
"How did Moses part the Red Sea?"
"I don't know!"
"How did Jesus feed all those people with two fishes and a piece of bread?"
"I DON'T KNOW!!!!"
"How did Jesus come back from the grave?"
"I DON'T FUCKIN' KNOW!!!!!"
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Wow, you really into this "proof" thing. I guess you don't read the New York Times! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"blames"

Come on, you know Trump isn't going to President. Get outta here with the Boogie Man stuff.

Well, what am I going to do that might change your mind? You're an Obama person. I'm only doing this to make you look cross and crabby.

Yeah! The Gay thing makes it SPECIAL!

How about the next time some Muslim kills a bunch of people and all we hear from Obama is Gun Control. Tell me that won't happen.

Wow! Really eager to understand the poor little thing, huh?

Did he talk about that on the phone messages he left during the shooting?

In the Cable News Studios, yeah.

I knew the "thoughts and prayers" thing was going to come up. Something new to recite to people.

My job? Send me a check, How about yesterday when Obama came bouncing out of meeting with friends and relatives of the victims to go right into Politician mode with that stuff about how every single of the people he'd just met were begging him to do something about guns? Do you really believe that not a single one of…