That can not possibly be one of the funniest things you've heard all year. Unless you mean the Hebrew year, which only gives you a couple weeks to have heard anything funnier.

I don't know how the ratings look for the show so far, but this isn't going to be his "Everybody Loves Raymond." Dude sounds like he really needs the cash so I hope it works out, but I wouldn't be shocked if it didn't even make it a full season.

Yeah, that show seems especially broad and mediocre to me.

When I read flavawheel's comment, I read it in a British accent.

So in short: save your money because those titties aren't getting any younger, The Situation.

Hmm, good call Big Knife.

I'll have "Sean O'Neal" know that my desk job barely covers my RENT. I don't even have a mortgage!

Also, he said that thing about being excluded from "surf and turf night."

Seriously Though
He's earned it. I think we can all admit that much.

It's schlocky pop… punk, sung by an old guy. If he didn't actually hang out with hipster icons, there's no way you could put his music in the "hipster" category. And this is from someone who actually likes Ted Leo (+ the Rx)

"legally concrete blonde:
Don's needs a decent, capable secretary, and Joan, of all people, should know that. "

What's weird
…is that Ted Leo is in with all the hipsters and yet makes music that no hipster should actually like. Quite the conundrum. But I guess if he's good enough to hang with Hodgman and the dude from Titus Andronicus, that's enough to be accepted.

The "Fans"
These are the same idiot consumers that made Tucker Max a New York Times Bestseller, aren't there?

It's… Willem Dafoe.

I've watched "Tucson Is the Gateway to Dick" three times now.
This sentence should really be explained further.

The Line Between Playing Yourself and Playing a Character
I wonder if Scott Caan is insulted that he can't actually play "Scott Caan" while other quasi celebrities like David Faustino come on as themselves. I guess it's kind of a statement on your level of celebrity when you're a somewhat recognizable actor in a show…

"So you were all 'magnificent,' which means statistically, magnificent means average… so you were all average."

Boo.
Meanwhile, Entourage gets 8 seasons and a movie. Sad ending to a pretty well-written and clever show.

Luckily FX cultivates/doesn't give a shit about the ratings of most of their original shows.

This is officially just a "chick" show now, right?
I can barely even remember what I even liked about TB in the first place, but at this point it's pretty much solely naked gay-ish vampires gettin' sexy for the lady viewers and convoluted plot lines revolving around who is going to fuck who next.