"If you’re going to beef up on Parseltongue, you’ll need to grapple with the fact that snakes can’t make many of the sounds that humans do."

Dutch.

When I was growing up watching Bozo it was a $50 bill and a Schwinn bicycle.

I am sensing a lot of cognitive dissonance here between your strenuous condemnation of Chapelle's attitude towards trans people, and your failure in two separate posts to refer to Caitlyn Jenner by her preferred name.

I think if Trump even just manages to avoid starting a nuclear war during his term, we should give him a Peace Prize and then name it after him.

One of my all-time favorite SNL sketches was Meadows as Jerry "Steve" Dave, the "Magic Man".

That's nothing. If you only knew the things I did to get a retweet from Emo Phillips…

Just show ALL THE CURLING and it doesn't really matter what else they do.

See, here's my theory about hackers wearing hoodies:

I think you do, because refrigerating them can cause condensation to form which can break down the protective coating.

In the US, all eggs sold at retail have already been washed, so you need to refrigerate your eggs all the time.

i would never say the Goo Goo Dolls were a great band, but I saw them live once and it was actually pretty good, balladry aside. They seemed like they were a legit rock band.

Are you sure you're not thinking of Baron Von Raschke? I have a buddy who had him as teacher in the 90's.

So, is Migos, like, the new Dawes around here or something?

They have women's cuts that seem to fit my wife OK. I would consider her an average sized person. Other than that I can't offer up much of an expert opinion.

I've found Bella/Canvas to be a pretty good substitute for AA. I've done some on-demand type sales and have always been pleased with the quality, but they're usually pretty expensive, even more so than AA, so it's a tough call. Talking like 50% expensive more than Gildan.

Leaving:
Alvin And The Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein
Alvin And The Chipmunks Meet The Wolfman

Reminds me of a story a buddy told me of one time when he was a reporter for a newspaper in Salem MA during the time when The Perfect Storm was being released. The cast was in Salem for the premiere or some such promotional event, and were answering media questions. Wahlberg was apparently being kind of an asshole,…

Whenever I'm playing Uncharted I just basically assume Nathan Drake was modeled after Nathan Fillion

Sorry, the answer we were looking for is 'Sarah Palin'. Sarah Palin.