It does look fun. It really does.

How'd you get in anyway sconn? It's rated R… Did you mom take you?  Bet she didn't get it either…

And even more so, how does he defend that crap he calls comedy in his warmup. He's REALLY not funny. Dreck.

You go to some weird funerals.

to whomever:  Quit paying TfA by the word.  If you pay him by the thought, it'll cost ya NOTHIN.

Surprised you ever had to work again.  All those jump rope inventors are famously big tippers…

I never really liked George Bush.

Mike Martz, rockin his outfit.  You really are the coolest Mike…  We all wanna be just like you.

But his son does…

Is someone making you pay for periods?

In his defense, who'd have thought those movies would be bad when signing a 3 movie contract!?  "Sounds like GOLD I tells ya"!

Hola Jim Anchower!

Thought this comment would NEVER show up.  'Bout time…

Finger Chewie and you will get hurt.

You know, I get it when wealthy people, including wealthy rock stars, are right-wing.  They just selfishly want lower taxes.  I get it, I just don't like it.

Just a hire hose
everywhere I go
people know the part
I'm playing

I like goose flavored.

I'd guess you are an idiot for guessing.  They're good.

And I'm just going to say it again.  You seem very confused about the purpose of Newswire.  If you're just going for "news", there are probably better places to go.  This is meant to be a vehicle for Sean snark, and many of us are very happy to have that.

YOU, Sir Sean, have talent…