I blame Bieber.

Take note, kids: if you're going to ride the baggage carousel into a restricted area, you should also ride it back out so you don't set off any alarms. (C'mon, who hasn't wanted to do this?)

Only if Sebadoh opens. (so no)

I actually haven't been to the zoo part of the zoo in years. The ampitheater is technically in the zoo, but the lions can't generally get tickets because of the whole no thumbs thing.

Oh please let J.K. Simmons slap Bobby Moynihan.

TWO dates at the Oregon Zoo? Oh I'm a happy guy.

C'moooooon Adult Swim Fat Albert reboot! (no not really)

Stewart: "Mornin' dickhead."
McKellen: "Mornin' putz."

She kills you yeaaaaah yeaaaaah yeaaaah…

Dick Poop and Adele Dazeem are now known as Hollywood power couple DaPoop.

My day is made.

Swing your partner indeed.

GWAR, "Have You Seen Me?" (I can dream, dammit.)

Mountain, "Mississippi Queen"

St. Vincent - "Prince Johnny"
Ice-T - "You Played Yourself"
Alain Johannes, Josh Homme & Dave Grohl - "A Trick With No Sleeves"
Pantera - "The Badge"
Primus - "Tommy The Cat (live)"

I'm also excited about this and it's mostly @avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus' fault.

*skips King's Quest, loads Leisure Suit Larry*

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Ugh…fuck Trail's End Popcorn.

I'll save it for when I don't want to have to think at all.