Prediction: the buyer will tweet about it, then make it a part of his new stand-up special coming to Netflix.

This make me really want to go back and watch St. Elmo's Fire for some reason.

Whatever works, as long as none of them made it out of that Chicago suburb.

I like to think that the other four all work for Anthony Michael Hall.

*wins tickets to Big Fun concert, then realizes he's in the wrong movie*

Loki Loves Lupus

Contrary to popular belief, we are not all putting birds on things.

La Linea was on Nickelodeon when I was a wee lad…probably as a part of Turkey Television or Pinwheel.

Sorry, no unicycling until the flamethrowing bagpipes are back from the shop. (No, I am not actually that guy.)

Yeah yeah, we know. *pounds microbrew, bikes naked*

A bunch of people were drinking and watching Grumpier Old Men one night in a dorm room my junior year. I wasn't really paying attention to the movie until a friend felt the need to point out to me that Burgess Meredith's character had died. I looked up, and Lemmon/Matthau were spreading his ashes on the lake where…

This show always sounded like Kid Nation without the kids. Did anyone drink bleach yet?

Aw, I was going to go with "Speedy Gonzales' address". This is what I get for doing my job at work.

They're minerals, Marie! Jesus!

I'm due for another visit to the growler shop down the street. They're out of the chocolate shake porter I was loving, but they just tapped some black cherry stout that I'm going to need.

Weird random Ink Master dig…but we'll allow it. (This season is fucking awful.)

Sublime - "Paddle Out"
Cypress Hill - "3 Lil' Putos"
White Zombie - "Thunder Kiss '65 (Swinging Lovers Mix)"
David Carradine and Uma Thurman - "Truly and Utterly Bill" (from Kill Bill Vol. 2 - skipped)
Queen - "Radio Ga Ga"
Left Spine Down - "Reset (16 Volt Mix)"

I wonder how many other bands scheduled to play this festival are super-stoked about the smell of burning camel shit. I'd love to see the fine print on that contract.

One vote for Tommy Clufetos on drums. (Sure, Bill Ward would be great to have if he can still play, but that seems to be up for debate.)

Spoilers: Bill and Ted are only in the 3rd movie for about six minutes, then there's an hour and twenty of Station.