Yeaaaah you're not going to have to wait that long.

I've been taking the tomato, pepper, zucchini and cucumber starts outside every morning in hopes of hardening them up before they go in the ground either this weekend or next. (Kind of hoping it'll be this weekend as it'll be a good way to kill a few hours with my mother while she's visiting.) In the evenings they go…

Upvoted for Combichrist. When I saw them open for KMFDM a friend asked me if I knew what that song was called. I didn't but could guess.

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - "County Farm" (live @ Fillmore)
The Cure - "Close To Me (closer mix)"
Radiohead - "Planet Telex"
Beastie Boys - "The Negotiation Limerick File (The 41 Small Star Remix)"
Black Sabbath - "Children of the Grave"

I'm going to go ahead and file this away with Dexter's final season in the stack of things to watch if I somehow run out of other things and/or if I'm ever in a medically induced coma.

What a weird, nonsense dig on one of the best shows on TV right now.

Upvoted because it sounds like a B-side from the album that you use as an avatar.

If they ever bring Lombardo back into the fold, I'll start yelling SLAYER!!!!!!! again.

"And you know I could travel…"

Tomato and pepper starts are still going strong under the lamps. We added some zucchini and cucumber starts a few weeks ago as well. We're well on schedule to start moving plants outside around Mother's Day weekend (which will be cool as my mother is coming to visit for the first time since Djshe and I bought a house).

Name: Djse is short for DJ ?Syntax Error. I used to spin records at underground parties in Portland (and briefly in Brooklyn), although if you google "DJ Syntax Error" you'll find at least four guys who aren't me.

Johnny Cash - "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry"
Slayer - "Unguarded Instinct"
Jay-Z & Dangermouse - "Dirt Off Your Shoulder"
Tom Waits - "Lucinda"
Salmonella Dub - "Loletta"

Yeah…ymmv, but that's a no-go on the lemon seltzer/maple syrup concept.

*sings "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo in his underwear*

We'll know in just a few hours.

Intriguing. I will have to try this after work (although I'm guessing lemon flavored seltzer water is not recommended).

*pours out bottle, wonders how a thing will ever go right again*

Looks like Chuck's taking old one-eye to the optometrist.
(RIP Grumpy Old Men)

You've clearly talked and decided, and she's not accepting the reality of the situation. I would package everything up nicely and let her know that you can schedule a time to come pick up her things when it is convenient for both of you. I would NOT let her in your home when you're not there. If she doesn't come get…

Shortbus. (Ask again in 10 minutes and I'll have a different answer.)