LANAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ruined? No. Altered? Most definitely.

Fugazi - "Joe #1"
Motörhead - "Devils In My Head"
The Band - "Mad Waltz"
Brak - "I Love Beans"
Mike Ladd - "Sam and Milli Dine Out"

Your Cards Against Humanity custom black card for the day:

Ladies and gentlemen…The Ten Commandments.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I assumed you were just erroneously busting on the down-voter (who wasn't me…and apparently no longer exists). Imagine my embarrassment.

Psst…75% of a dozen is 9. Are you going for a sequel?

LIES! Sweet Little Lies!

Mick Fleetwood actually announced it over the weekend. This is Second Hand News.

Is it just me, or is Lana looking really…well, white? (in the banner ad that takes up the top of the page today)

Enjoy your CancerAIDS lemon party.

Wait 'til you see the beard he's been working on.

Next up: a faux documentary of his attempts to reinvent himself while avoiding the public eye. Working title is I Was Here and I Am Also Here Now.

This is perfect, as Djshe will now refuse to go see it. Thanks for saving me those three hours, Fincher!

I'm getting a serious Family-Guy-killed-Brian-esque vibe from this story.

It's all a blur. I was actually dead the whole time.

Oui, ennui.

I avoided Brooklyn 99 for months based largely on a joke Bill Hader made during one the Comedy Central roasts ("Funny cops…You're always pushing the envelope Andy.")…but I binge-watched season 1 this weekend and it's one of my new favorite shows. I can't help but think of it as a sort of live-action parallel version…

I'm a Marvel guy through and through, and yes, Agents of SHIELD is just freaking awful.

Thanks - it's been a while, and I'd forgotten the Michael-less gap