Better Late than Never?
So Never is an option? Yeah, I'll go with that.

Nah, it's just because this guy had a thing about cars. Wrecked 'em.

My band played in this bar for years, and when it was late and they wanted everyone to go home, they'd blast "Paradise By The Dashboard Light". It worked.

1. Bloodshit Vagina Midget, coincidentally, was the name of my high school band.

@Arsenio - it wasn't an argument it was a question - obviously you'd take a turn for the Durst!

Keidis
Terrible, awful lyricist or the worst lyricist?

There's something about her face that makes me think she'd pull a straight razor out of her boot and cut me if I said something wrong.

I like their world better than mine. Can I please go live there?

Just like he destroyed the Series of Unfortunate Events books. There was a franchise waiting to happen, stillborn, thanks to the comic hilarity, er, I mean tremendous suckishness of Mr. Carrey.

yeah I know sorry.

Mammorial Day
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Pigpen!!!!!
Imagine! The world deprived of hundreds more versions "Turn on your Lovelight"! Oh the humanity!

"Let's Eat Brains!"

If Chris Farley had lived , we would have had the joy of more Chris Farley movies. What a tremendous loss.

That article is exactly what I'm looking for! Thanks Sean!

@AVClubHierarchy - as I said to Lemur, if you don't know the difference between Will Smith turning 39 and Bob Dylan turning 70 I can't explain it to you.

@Lemur - if you can't tell the difference between Kim Kardashian turning 32 and Bob Dylan turning 70, there's no way I can explain it to you.

Bob Dylan
I know its not really as important as Survivor or Mark Burnett but will there be no mention of Bob Dylan turning 70 today on this website? This is a pop culture website, is it not?

Alan Zweibel
I believe @ .17, for you comedy nerds.

Said weiner on display in Altmans' "Short Cuts".