*sigh* NO INCEST!

Damn, if only I could ask him….just one more question.

I never tutored Mozart, that ass. I prevented him from becoming the piano teacher of the Princess of Wurttemberg. It says so in Wikipedia, so it must be true.

Aw shit, Peter Falk. I love that guy. OK, nobody here can makes jokes about Peter Falk when he dies, ok, deal?

Ah, yes young Ludwig, I remember him well. His asshole oozed constantly.

Afghanistan Bananastand.

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all century, until i go mad and slit my wrists out of rage against God for giving me no talent and yet heaping it on an underserving, guffawing man-child. Played by Tom Hulce.

Thank you for asking, Mr. Rilke. A little.

Someone ask me if I'm sad that Gary Coleman died. C'mon, someone ask me!

@Lord - yeah, i'm a retard, I chuckled.

RIP Funnyman
RIP

The show was called "Judd for the Defense"
not "Judge for the Defense".

Dude injured his head in a fall. I would think, what with the ground being closer to his head, this kind of thing would be less dangerous to the height impaired.

Tee hee.

Hey Bill, time to change those depends, and don't forget to drink your Ensure.

Kielbasa - I know, I know. I'm not dumb, just untalented. But more talented than Will Fotre.

Least Essential Interview Ever
SNL throws a 90 minutes version of a weak joke up onto the screen and the sheeple at AV Club follow suit with an interview with a marginally funny guy who's greatest claim to fame is his inability to tear his eyes away from cue cards for an INSTANT while he's doing "comedy".

Shortest. Disc. EVER.

Once again, people are talking about me.

Someone talkin' 'bout me??