I describe myself as a "booty", and I feel as if I deserve being punched in the face after that joke.

"My daddy bought me this nice hotel, and you should come play in it!"

"My brain is positively brimming with the half a dozen ideas I have!"

He's tall enough to see the curvature in the Earth, he should know better.

It definitely wasn't all the digitally added dark clouds that they threw in during post.

I've never wanted something so badly purely for aesthetic reasons.

Where's that batwich, Alfredo?

The new Superman is fine, but why is Batman a chubby weirdo in this comic?

While I appreciate both their beauties, I also have weirder (and possibly stronger) celebrity crushes on Kate McKinnon and Ilana Glazer.

In the respective games? I guess I'd say for Horizon, a lot of the characters and voice acting was bland and forgettable. I couldn't name any characters outside of Aloy and Helis honestly (and maybe some of the names in the lore if I'm being fair). Also, while fighting the robots was usually thrilling, fighting…

Horizon: Zero Late Morning Brunch

So I've played Witcher 3 and this game. I'd say the overall experience of Witcher 3 was better; better stories, characters, and side quests; better overall atmosphere to the game; more variety in monsters and tasks; generally more interesting and engaging. HZD on the other hand, has better graphics, smoother combat,…

Man, Xavier's death choked me up. Regarding the truck destroying scene, I think it's the editing cuts they made that makes it weird. If he had destroyed the car in one long take it would have been more affecting, but instead you get these awkward cuts that make it seem uncomfortably comical.

Produced from Donald himself! How do you think it gets that natural orange color?

Pre-coffee woke

All the town hall audience members were George Soros in various wigs! Pizzablart busted!

But now, because white people started saying "woke AF", we have to say "flippity floppity floop"

Shrinky-dink is the medical term they use in Chicago.

Toot it and Poot it

I think the alt-right should have a lesson in picking their battles, boycotting Star Wars and Netflix? Ya, good luck.