This is why it's more fun to analyze works of fiction after the author is dead…

"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's going to die. Come watch TV."

I kind of feel like this is akin to leaving your food on the "snacks for everyone" table and then getting angry that someone ate it. I mean, the food was yours, but maybe you shouldn't have left it in the buffet area.

Yeah, I totally don't come to the AV Club and repost jokes I see here on my Facebook to make it seem like I'm smart…

"I'm a magician, your clothes are red!"

I Still Know What You Fisted Last Summer

The beef didn't come from any stupid burgers! The beef was right here all along! *points to heart*

What is my purpose?
You watch Rick and Morty.
Oh my God…
Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

Superman is a golden god! He is king of the mountain top!

I think this is the biggest critic/community grade differential I've ever seen on the AV Club…

Julia Loius-Dreyfus to star in hilariously named badminton comedy, Cocks.

And the joke is she's kinda into it?

Come one, come all, to see famous strong-man, Del Toledo, lift the Bat-Kid!

It's called "lily padding" when frogs do it.

Adam Sandler stated, "In fact, this misunderstanding is the only hilarious thing about this movie and I wish I'd included it."

Why are they all Asian too? "'Minions' most bigoted movie of the time/space continuum?"

I know exactly what's coming every time and it's still hilarious.

Obama's gearing up for his post-presidential, late-night show: "Real Talk with Barack!"