He did, though?

Actually, he's the greatest troll of our generation.

Well, the clones do turn out to be the aggressors in the end. Not in Episode II, mind you, but you can look at it as foreshadowing. Even though the main reason is because George Lucas thought the title sounded neat (and he was right).

"The Phantom Menace" and "Attack of the Clones" are both excellent titles and make perfect sense for the movies. What's wrong with them other than the movies they're attached to?

Uh…is this a joke?

It's hilarious because it's that thing everybody says, every single time there's a Star Wars article.

The working title of Episode II was actually "Jar Jar's Big Adventure."

I actually don't disagree. I didn't like Iron Man 3 that much. In fact, I think most of the Marvel movies are average at best.

Well, you've got us there.

I'd disagree on one point: I don't think Tony Stark learned the same lesson twice. In The Avengers he learned to become the kind of hero who knowingly faces certain death in order to save people. In Iron Man 3, he learned not to depend on his armor so much.

I think someone other than Shane Black could have made Iron Man 3. But I'll need a time machine and a position of influence at Marvel in order to prove it.

That was really the only part of the movie that stood out, though. The rest was pretty by-the-numbers in terms of Marvel movie direction.

How will giving myself an erection make it easier to urinate?

George Lucas unironically seems to be a really cool guy in pretty much every way, which is rare for a man as rich as he is.

I get what Billy West is saying—but Pixar always casts big names, and it almost always works out fantastically. I guess maybe they're the exception to the rule?

That's too funny a concept for it not to be an intentional troll by Bill Murray.

It's a travesty that modern moviegoers will never know the truth about who named the Avengers.

Yeah, ErikPeter, why don't you try reading a book sometime? A….comic book.

I worship my penis, because as far as I can tell it controls all my actions in life.

If only atheists went to church as often as Christians go to abortion clinics.