cat calling may or may not work. I wouldn't know. I've never had to resort to cat calling because I'm actually quite an attractive male and get laid like a champion. Why do I share this information? Because I'm fucking awesome is why.

Oh judd's done well don't get me wrong. But his bag o' tricks is repetitive and his psychological insight is shoddy at best. His best days are behind him now. I criticize Judd's holier than thou spiel to another comedy when Judd's oeuvre is so shallow and repetitive itself.

yeah because making a joan river's joke is the epitome of freshness. Did you see "Funny People"? Even the staunchest Apatow supporter (myself being one of them) couldn't overlook how horrendous that debacle was.

Sorry I've been such a deuchebag troll everyone it's just that I was sexually abused by fastandsloppy's mom the other night and I haven't been the same since. You see she beat me with her saggy knockers until I passed out. I hope you all understand. I mean you should, you all probably slept with her already

@fastandsloppy
And I get that you're a closet queen.
You are the most hypocritical bunch of leftist dbags ever.

Here Kevin N, I wish canceraids on america but especially the av club. Oh and archmage let me cast you a virginity killing spell so as you can get laid.

You fuckers would like 24. Jack Bauer "I'm going to torture these children for the good of America. Oh look my torture saved the u.s. again"
Then a few short years later abu ghraib happened. Coincidence? Fuck you you fox loving cock gobblers.

I hope the entire cast of jersey shore dies excruciatingly due to aids. I mean it. I fucking really mean it.

@johnny5000
2/2010 for your attempt to buy a pair of glasses that doesn't make you look like a virginal hipster dbag.

As a black woman I hoped I would live to see a day when honkey crackers relinquished their beloved racism. I guess that's not goin ta happen. Lordy lordy!

yep. I knew as soon as I read the comments on a tracy morgan article the racism would come to the forefront. the av club is racist cesspool of idiots as evidenced by the comments on the armond white article. You're all a bunch of disengenous liberals who purport to be enlightened while espousing the most hateful…

the n word is vile and anyone saying it should have his tongue removed.

yeah sarcasto all blacks are supposed to like each other you fucking bastion of enlightment you.

that was a good point you fucking clansman. As a black woman I find this conversation repugnant

YOU RACIST PIECE OF DOODIE. Armond white never made a bad review in his life. Toy story 3 is a fucking children's cartoon if you like it you're a simpleton. Did you also like my little pony escape from troll mountain? Get a fucking life

Armond White is a beloved champion of criticism. Just admit you're all too fucking racist to handle a black man saying he didn't like a pixar cartoon. All of america is a deeply racist, regressive country. Armond is one of the few people who sees things the way the is.

"Stripes is an unassailable masterpiece that can't be improved up"- Dario Argento

If by misadventure you mean you spooged your pants before you began then you would be correct

Kutcher is indicative of everything wrong in american culture. Namely everyone aspires to be a self absorbed asshole with the intelligence of a simian. Enjoy jersey shore you closet queens

For the sillhouette I'm sure any of the av club staff or posters would be ample, perhaps too ample. I mean we're talking alfred hitchock here not the blob like cheeto encrusted ramble who can only manage to type comments on these boards because of their magic dialing wands.