ZOMG Alyssa IS LOVE! I thought she was (unintentionally) hilarious once again with the "You don't know my secret!" shtick. If she were wittier like Manila or Sharon, she would have sold that shit to sail into the top, but unfortunately, Alyssangel isn't quite so good. When asked what her secret was, I could just…

We should make RPG style character sheets for all these queens…

1. I think Detox chose the last spot because it would make the biggest impact, but she forgot that at a roast, where everyone shares the same subject, she'd have to account for jokes she'd prepared that were used by others. She's good, but not Willam or Alaska level good.
2. Cosign baby.
3. Alaska set the stage…

Alaska was the one who knew who Little Edie was, and those are all jokes Alaska made. I have no trouble believing she wrote them herself.  Alaska, Jinkx and Detox are comedy queens, this is what they do. Detox's fumbling seems to be due to her closing, she had to skip over jokes she prepared that someone else had…

Alyssa is PLENTY campy enough. Watch harder. Also, if you rewatch that scene, you'll realize that Alyssa comes to hug Jinkx when she realizes that Coco and Roxxxy's pile-on had upset her. Remember that her drag daughter Shangela considered herself the "Nancy Drew of drag". Please wait while I laugh that off…. Anyway,…

I disagree with commenters praising the untuckeds, their quality has actually declined drastically. I don't know whether the queens are savvier about how to get screen time, or whether they're just uglier people, but where untucked once progressed organically from topic to topic, it now has a 3 act structure, an…

They've been doing shows together the whole time this season has been on. Alyssa and Coco have also been together while this season aired, so really, we should have read the writing on the wall.

You read my attempt, but THIS is yours? You must be related to the house of Andrews, because you'll need more tears to make this funny.

These girls go through a psych evaluation and probably disclose quite a bit on their family history before coming on. I'm not saying Roxxxy's tears were fake, just that they were really, REALLY conveniently timed. So were the baby photos in the untucked as well.
Every week they have emotional moments that resonates…

Roxxxy Andrews' drag mother, Erica Andrews passed away today. My feels for Roxxy have totally changed. This is not her week, poor thing.

@eric827:disqus IKR? The twoppies are really coming out with the bitching tonight. And to think two short years ago there were breathless pseudo-academic rants about how Raja was Scheherazade and she had profound truths hidden inside her gaff, and now it's almost as much of a snarkfest as the RPDR survivorsucks forum.

I dunno, the S3 make-over was executed in a pretty charming way. The only thing good about the S4 make-over was Latrice's lipsync. I tend to see these episodes as less compelling because they seem to be echoes of Rupaul's Drag U, Drag Race's much uglier and less popular cousin. RuPaul seems to genuinely think there's…

No hunty, just expecting a better performance from Roxxxy. Meryl Streep she is not.

Thanks Jeff :)

A Beginner's Guide To RuPaul Reading:
1. Thank GAWD for autotune. Thank Gawd! Because Ru can tuck her balls up into her body all she wants, ain't NO WAY she can tuck her baritone into an alto when she's singing live.
2. Insecure bitch, she awards the crowns to queens she KNOWS will never equal her.
3. Season 1 had a…

I LIVED for it! It gave me LIFE! I was screaming with laughter. Pulling that out of her ass at the last moment was so reality TV GOLD! I never saw any tears though, her yellow fingernail painted manhands were blocking her face out the whole time she was "OOOOOOHHHHEEEEOOOOOHHH!".
I need to watch that shit again just to…

I think I'm even more in love with Alyssa than I was last week. How is it that Alyssa is at her most likeable when she's failing at something but doing her goddamn best to try? She needs to be in the Top 3 with Jinkx and Alaska, just so we can keep seeing the mirror faces.
Roxxxy's breakdown was HILARIOUS! I would have…

Yeah, probably editing magic. Also, they (all the queens) could be laughing at the fight Jade and Alyssa had, and (somehow) it ended in a way that Jade found funny as well but Alyssa just doesn't. All we know for sure is that someone attacks Alyssa, and at another moment all the queens except Alyssa are laughing. We…

She's hispanic right? As well as Monica. Wow, when the queens don't have a thick spanish accent, they really stealth their hispanic roots.

I think all the emotional angst was radiating out of her.