Danny Peary, ladies and gentlemen.

A Snarky Man Is Hard to Find.

I remember The Score being the one everybody kept talking about as the end of gangsta rap.

Not to take anything away from your list, but I'd consider Run-DMC as well.
EDIT: Also Paid in Full.

We keep trying to tell you. Reddit has no connection with real life.

Me, based on his legendary schlong.

Z'Don't.

Wasn't that Straight to Hell?

Eh, it's not all treacly bullshit. The Toy Story and Monsters University scores work pretty well.

I want to say…Mason.

Christ, do we have to do this every time his name comes up? Yes, he was wrong about Crash and Fight Club and apparently Three Amigos. That doesn't mean he had bad taste, it just means his tastes differed from yours.

If you've ever read any of the Fletch novels, you realize how hopelessly miscast Chase is.

THAS THA JOKE!

False. You Made It Weird is never a good listen.

…and I am tearing up remembering Woody in the "It Get's Better" commercial.

I assume that's for Colin and not the douche frat-boy rapper.

I didn't care for They Came Together too much, but it was much better than those Friedberg/Seltzer abortions, that's for sure.

Either Black Dynamite or Wet Hot American Summer for me.

See my comment above. Hollywood was doing a lot of Jane Austen adaptations and reimagining at the time.

It's in the title of Jane Austen's Mafia! because the country was going through something of a Jane Austen craze at the time.