I'm a Maximilian, which is why Get Smart references are doubly annoying.

Headroom and Mad are exempt for virtue of being awesome.

My ex-wife grew up in a predominantly white area and had no idea that it was used as a first name and pronounced "hey-zeus" until she was in her 20s.

Great song.

If it's the one I'm thinking of, it's not a bad movie.

Hey! A fellow Max! Are you a Maxwell or a Maximilian?

Ha ha?

Wow, I always assumed your twitter name was a joke.

The bionic dog and the robot from The Black Hole.

Not a Cheryl Smith fan, huh?

It's just a hidden camera show of watching douchebags watch another 1/2 hour of The Boondock Saints every week.

I always assumed Barenaked Ladies had a hand in 9/11.

Vanessa Carlton was the one who sang about the loss of her virginity in rather graphic detail in her follow up hit. That's how I remember them.

How Jewish do you have to be for JDate? I'm not having much luck with OK Cupid.

An Anchor is for crossing the Atlantic or for a Merchant Marine. Globe is for crossing the Equator.

Only when Popeye was inhabiting a frying pan, as opposed to a garbage can.

Jesus, this show.

BEES!

I work in sales, and every day when I get into the office I quietly whisper to myself "Sales are the most important part of this business."

This is the best method of dictating Torgo that I have ever seen.