I am well aware that form is not content and that 90% of everything is terrible.

Yep. I'm completely prejudiced and can't see the art in this:

Not what I'm saying at all.

Wait a minute, I think you might be me.

Let's qualify this a little further. It's white males.

So I'm not the only one who's noticed that?

Oh, I got layers.

If I remember correctly, in the northeast it was only laid-back bros who liked Hootie.

"huh, huh, I'm Alex and I think I'm in a 90s grunge band."-all I remember from the ad campaign for Whitney.

Darius Rucker makes country albums. He's actually much better at it than he ever was at Hootie's insufferable bro-rock.

Your son is correct.

Has there ever been a comment on AV Club you haven't completely misinterpreted as some sort of personal insult?

My personal pop-culture hell is a nonstop marathon of Japanese super violent child rape cartoons, accompanied by a guy who keeps trying to convince me it's a legitimate storytelling medium.

I would agree with you about jukebox musicals, but Crazy for You is a jukebox musical, and it is awesome.

So is O'Neal the only golden age writer left?

I didn't hear him say "gross." I thought he said "made." OK, that makes much more sense.

Now That's irony!

My question is, did he really lose a million dollars in just 10 years? How is that possible?

Does he ever light that Pall Mall?

Sales are the most important part of this business…seeing as how we're salesmen and all.