Not the stupidest idea ever. Mario Van Peebles did the same thing in Badassss!

The worst thing about Gary Larson is the seemingly infinite number of unfunny webcomics he clearly influenced.

I hope Grizz and Dot Com are OK.

Mine was a Steven Wright joke.

Every time you comment, I become more and more convinced you and I are the same person.

Ha ha! Am I? Or am I Biastioc come back from the dead? Only my sister knows for sure.

Me too, because I had read about it in The Worst Rock & Roll Records of All Time.

Things get a little easier…

You missed a great one:

I dunno, "Bad Bad Leroy Brown" is pretty terrible.

But, but don't you understand? The only important things that ever happened in American culture were the things that happened during Mr. Joel's life! If not for those baby boomers, nothing would ever be worth discussing!

There used to be a cliche that novelists like Sidney Sheldon and Judith Krantz were enjoyed almost exclusively by realtors.

THIS.
…and the worst part is that they never apply that convenience of geography to other (better) Long Islanders, like Blue Oyster Cult or Public Enemy.

Oh my God, Warren, are you in Big Shot? I've seen you guys! I hate Billy Joel, but you guys are good.

I know it's easy (and fun!) to hate Coldplay, but they're not terrible, they're just kind of inoffensive.

Drunk, neurotic, chubby women love doing "Only the Good Die Young" for some reason.

You don't feel that way if you're from Long Island and halfway cool. The guy has been a shitstain on our collective underwear for far too long.

My God, I feel your pain. I live near the Hamptons. Year round.

shh. He's actually Lobsters.

Moon Unit Zappa.