My pop cultural dealbreaker is assholes that don't shut up about Japanese cartoons.

He does it maybe twice a year.

Fuck Empire Records. Watch it now that you're not thirteen, you little shits.

Dawes is only lying in wait for its resurrection. When Dawes returns to AV Club, we shall all ascend to The Dissolve, like Phipps before us.

We like Roy!

I thought it was the clear Nazi analogy.

The Passion was unfairly maligned? Is it really "unfair" to call a film full of anti-Semitic imagery made by an anti-Semite antisemitic?

That is some sub-The Room level acting and production value.

Good to see you, if it's really you.

Remember Plumb? Because Evanescence was too subtle?

I think that is my second-most hated internetism. Right behind "fap."

See, this is ultimately why fundamentalist Christianity is a bad thing. You typed that sentence.

…Jesus. How old are you, fucking 19?

I like the Nina and Lance sketch where she keeps using her safeword.

I liked the concept of the "Prairie Home Companion-heads," but my God was the product placement rampant in that sketch.

OK, who else started singing "Jenny and the Ess-Dog" when Ann mentioned almost getting a toe ring?

No, he gets it…he just mentioned once that blonde, tall, hourglass-figured women aren't really his type.

The citizens of Pawnee ain't got time for a fast food place that's closed one day a week!

By the way, Shauna would know about Nygard, right? Chris was dating her while seeing him.

Craig wishes he was that funny and insightful.