Liked for getting an east coast supermarket reference correct. I would have also accepted Waldbaums.

Kids these days…

You nailed it. Robyn is the better choice between Lady Gaga and Katy Perry.

Like Liz Lemon in the final 30 Rock?
"What is that? Does anyone else see that?"

Of course it's a step down from The Office season 9! Amelie Gillette is the funniest writer alive and all her ideas are comedy gold!

So many layers of sadness in that statement.

…she also told me "Stay away. You don't know what you'll catch."

Yeah, but those annoying people didn't marry someone who wrote soe comics you liked in high school.

Mallard Fillmore. 'Nuff said.

Tell me about it.

weeeeee-eeee-llll….

Buzz off!

Podmass thinks Pete Holmes is funny, too, which I will never understand.

When my ex wife got her tongue done, we quickly realized that the "oral sex improvement" thing was a myth, since she had to let it heal first.

Yes, but then it turned out that that was just some of that crazy new "Virtual Reality" technology, so they were perfectly safe.

Got a thing for girls with giant foreheads, do you?

I'm gonna go ahead and say it if nobody else will…
All three of the songs with these videos really suck.

You know what? You want to shout your weird, barely understandable, hateful eugenics pro-Christian propoganda all over a pop-culture website? Fine, go ahead. But not knowing who Tarkovsky's Former AD is? That is fucking unforgivable and I hope you burn in Hell.

Really Hardwick? You only faltered as a host once?

Tarkovsky's former AD?