I still have somewhere a trading card for The Rocky Horror Picture Show that I had laminated back in highschool.

ugh, I hate to admit it, but over facebook. We had mutual friends and she thought she knew me in college.

Remember Dynamite magazine?

You've got mail!

Two guys registered just to make lame jokes.

I'm gonna step up to bat for Casa de Mi Padre if no one else will.

Seriously, lemme know if you open up an etsy shop with that.

According to your mom, he's average at best.

Calling Gillette a critic is giving her way too much credit.

Channel 9's decision to start airing golden age stuff again is the best thing to happen to New York local television since the yule log.

He played for the Pasadena Dolphins and never won a world series.

That's not very punk.

Both.

The brand still exists, they only sell DVDs and Blu-Rays now, though.

Woody Guthrie beat you to it.

You know what's funny is that's the second one-hit-wonder forgettable pop song that explored that theme. 14 years prior to that one, you had Bertie Higgins' "Key Largo."

I still listen to 3 Years, 5 Months and 2 Days in the Life of on occasion, and while it doesn't really hold up, it's not completely worthless.

This is like a much worse version of "Jenny and the Ess-Dog."

That's terrible, but at least you weren't a ska douche.

I say that to my younger cousin (who works as a music critic) a lot: