I have the opposite problem. I am a later in life (38) returning undergrad and the kids all assume I'm a professor.

Oh my God, Theodore!

I hinted at it above, but I can just ask my parents about getting wrapped up in brainwashing.

ESP is fun. The audio tour is narrated by Steve Buscemi!

Funky Favorites

Read it a few years ago. I remember taking away two things:

You used to see them all the time downtown in Manahattan.

What a bunch of clowns!

YES!!! Of course it does!

I made it through about a minute, and if you know my personal history, you will know that I am not being hyperbolic when I say vague memories were triggered in me on hearing some of that stuff.

Do you mean "avoision"?

I made my autumn chili, with farm fresh ingredients: zuchinni, red bell pepper, chilies, corn.

That may be the best thing ever.

Liked for getting the reference correct.

Need Some Cheering Up Thread

Coney Island works for me

I think it's of his lifetime.

ooh, wait…can I do my famous "Who's the Boss" routine?

The Greeks settled in Astoria, Queens.

Jimmy, I sweah ta Gahd!