And The Doves were a distant third.

With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Did Tom Waits for the Apocalypse make that video?

I am all the way out on the east end, but I work in Western Suffolk, so if we do a weeknight, it's not a problem.

Brave was good.

I have class, but I'll see if I can get out. Manhattan is fine. Fellow Long Islanders: park in Queens and take the subway!

I meant Gillette, not Bethany Frankel.

I'm half a season behind on Breaking Bad so I don't read those comments. I have never seen New Girl because this is the AV Club and we invented the concept of Manic Pixie Dream Girl hate.

Tommy Wiseau, ladies and gentlemen!

Let's say next Saturday, 9/28, so we can remind folks on the next TI. What's a good location?

I'm on Long Island, so yes.

I stumbled on it a couple months ago looking to see if there was a website that had all of Scott Tobias' new cult canon in one easy to read list. I have joined, but not written any reviews yet.

I'm not playing for a couple more months (I won't have the money). Please tell me it's better than IV.

It's not the opinions I have an issue with, it's her need to express obvious ones in the most trite, hacky way possible.

NY meetup? Anyone want to work something out?

My phone ringtone. It's George Costanza's answering machine.

That dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

Best of luck! And please, please, please have the brewery and the beers have punny names related to film.

How about the Tolerability Index? It's usually the dumbest thing I read or hear every week.

I'm sure it will be, just based on the way that network television works.