I'm sure Phish are really decent guys. Their fans, on the other hand…

That's…uh…that's something.

There was?

I believe jellybean pills are the substance of choice.

Hip-hop is rock & roll.

American Grafitti and THX 1138 are OG independent films.

Kevin Smith is quite possibly the least interesting director who ever (inexplicably) got slapped with the "Auteur" label.

I pass a guy in traffic every now and then with that bumper sticker. I have never met him, but I hate him.

That's a shame. I can't think of a headline better suited to his particular talent.

Bartleby the Scriviner? You out there, buddy?

Is the joke about "if you were in a frat, you minored in douchebag studies" too obvious?

I really hate that one.

It's from The US version of The Office.

I will probably not pick up GTA V until Christmas (stupid child support), so if you're still doing this, let me know.

You mean my avatar?

No. A woman who wrote on Animal Practice, for fuck's sake, has no right to bitch about pop culture.

I am 37 and currently enrolled in college. I've been attending for the last 5 years (two different colleges, I graduated from a community college with my AAS 3 years ago). It's a struggle, so you have my sympathies.

How about…The La's? Or The Disposable Heroes of Hiphopricy, maybe? I can't think of any others right now.

Do you not count The Great Rock n Roll Swindle?

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