I am so sick of nostalgia.

You know what pisses me off about that? For allegedly being such a huge Thor fan, Maya gets the Marvel Comics mythology completely wrong. The city the superheroes live in is New York, not Cleveland, and Thor lives on Asgard!

…and Brenda is clearly Chinese, so even more layers.

I read something else on this that explains the context. The bros ask her to dress that way to impress a Japanese businessman, which can certainly be construed as offensive.

Mohd? You wanna weigh in on this one?

I have children.

Oddly enough, her character on The Suite Life was Jewish (I am not kidding).

Brenda Song?

Rum Punch and Out of Sight.

They used to pay me per time someone asks me why there is no "i" in my name.

Drugs don't work.

Long Island just had "Get laid! get fucked!"

It took some time.

Six of one, a half-dozen of the other.

I realize Laura Ballance is in her mid 40s, but does she actively have to dress like someone's grandma?

I'd go with 93, just because that was the year I turned 17.

I was 7, it was the year my parents took me to the commune to go live with the religious cult (yes, I am serious).

Hey, uh…you got the new Police? How about Eurythmics?

imdb lists its release date as July 29, 1983.

But how do you feel about ketchup?