I'd like to go, but the biker, Japanese businessman, old lady, and gay guy inside my head are advising me not to.

Why is Paul F. Tompkins not on this tour? Is he too busy preparing his 328th appearance on Comedy Bang Bang this month?

I absolutely love this.

Stacy Keibler can't act? Well, now I've heard everything!

Drummer jokes! Never funny to non-musicians!

You, sir, are a philistine (and also, did you not go to middle school in the late 80s? "The Flame" was the slow dance jam in 6th grade).

If we're talking eyebrows, the Gallagher brothers deserve at least an honorable mention.

This was 2 years later than "Wicked Games."

Goddamn it, I HATE agreeing with Sluggo.

Also, everything on Automatic for the People that is not "Everybody Hurts."

"AV Club commenters make me wish The Simpsons didn't exist."

I was in 7th grade in 1989, so no.

This meme has to stop now. It was never funny and y'all keep misusing it.

What you are ignoring is the fact that Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo is promoted as a freak show. Whether or not the family is in on the joke is irrelevant, as The Learning Channel's promotional materials desperately want us to think they are not.

She is objectively wrong. So is Amelie "I'm just here to pick up my paycheck" Gillette.

They have Tasha Robinson, who is black.

How are you coming up with such fresh and original material?

Maddox is the worst. Why the fuck is this unfunny asshole still referenced after all these years?

"A bit obvious" would imply that there haven't been approximately 5,382 Scooby Doo parodies (at least 5,380 of which make drug jokes) since 1972.

@avclub-ca9c267dad0305d1a6308d2a0cf1c39c:disqus : Those seasons of The Office had a staff writer who is still, however improbably, still drawing a paycheck from AV Club (and who also defended Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo).