Don't you have to reference an obscure band with Jon Wurster?

"A vegan who doesn't eat gluten, no less." Hey everybody! Come look at how interesting my self-imposed dietary restrictions are!

It's actually your life story. Don't ask how Comedy Central got the rights.

At yeast this one will be short.

Eh?

Cookie. Monster. Sluggo.

ElDan, whaddya doin taking the Lord's name in vain?

Trilogy of Terror

We could always stay home and watch your sister!

Once. One time. One goddamn time, I would like to see a hatesong without some variation of this in the comments.

Amelie Gillette, ladies and gentlemen!

The Onion said it better.

The mainstream always kind of sucks, though.

I've downloaded a couple of tracks, which are OK. Not particularly remarkable, but solid tunes nonetheless.

I wonder if they regretted that song after "fierce" became a gay catchphrase.

Please. A "date" would require Mohd to interact with a woman who is not a Japanese porn cartoon, and I don't think he could handle that.

Suffolk County represent Core Concept!

ugh, no thank you.

My first ever favorite band, back in the 9th grade. I received "Time's Up" that year for the holidays, and nothing has been the same since.

God, I hope so. I hated that fucking song.