Hey, AppleJill! I haven't seen you in a while!

You are wrong. This song sucks. Steven Stills sucks. Hippies are stupid, naive, people.

That "dude in love with a 13 year old Natalie Portman" subplot was pretty creepy.

You don't think that's more than a little misogynistic?

The Jack Benny one.

Tom Cruise is a Scientologist. Val Kilmer is a Christian Scientist. Is everyone involved with Top Gun a member of a goofy cult?

How many more of these stories are we going to see from artists who used to be relevant?

Describing Kate Micucci's performance as "wide-eyed" is redundant.

I went to a private liberal arts school in Vermont and Castleton is one of the state colleges we used to make fun of.

You mean besides The Avengers, Shutter Island, The Kids Are All Right, Zodiac, 13 Going on 30, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and You Can Count on Me?

Why have I seen that movie?

I can't tell if you're trolling or just really naive.

Is she still married to the guy from the Radiohead that people don't find depressing or difficult?

Does her t-shirt actually say "State University"? Even the costume designer doesn't care about this one!

It was a very real sitcom from the 60s.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Zosia's thing has to be really foul-mouthed and embrace tea party politics for dad to look at it.

oh, the Scrawler's grandma meme…that was a good one.

Bottle of really expensive wine.

Happy Birthday!!!!

Did she walk off with his Moe Ginsburg suit?