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Sweet Adele-ine?

He's gonna save his funny voices for when they announce Best Picture

JL's quotes were the most entertaining things of 2012. I think if you got her a bit drunk, she'd actually do that-a whole Cherokee tribe accepting the award on her behalf while she smokes cigars with Adele backstage.

I actually agree with you. I think my jaw dropped when I saw her in Infamous. Her monologue as Harper Lee was incredible. I'm excited for Gravity to come out. She was even great (though underused) in the abomination that is Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close.

Where's Magic Mike in Best Visual Effects?

It's the same with the Grammys. tried to hate Arcade Fire's The Suburbs after their win. I failed.

You also get LMFAO's 'Sexy And I Know It' competing with Florence and the Machine's 'Shake It Out' for Best Pop Duo/Group Performance

In her acceptance speech, I want Jennifer Lawrence to repeat what she said recently in an interview. I want her to stagger onto the stage bellowing 'acting is stupid!'

Much appreciation for Baby Eating Fox And The Babies. I loved loved the nod to Little Golden Books with the shiny binding and the back cover. I remember poring over them as a kid. Now Mr. Pendleton Ward just needs to slip in a cameo by The Poky Little Puppy.

You know, I think BMO and Finn weren't that ecstatic to have Jake back so soon. They were probably bummed about the 'games' they'd be playing with the dog out. Ha.

…Kristen Schaal…as a butt-faced doggycorn! I kept thinking how cool it would be if Adventure Time did a crossover with Gravity Falls. Mabel and LSP together would be a riot.

'our generation's Latoya Jackson'

This. I think she's overpraised but I thank Kanye for bringing her on to 'Monster'. I chopped off most of that track and kept Minaj's rap, put it on a loop and work out to it.

Haha. I think it's Carmen who goes inside Simon.

Missy Elliott's just waiting for the public to wean off that Minaj chick's udders before laying a full-on assault.

Missy Elliott's just waiting for the public to wean off that Minaj chick's udders before laying a full-on assault.

I hope they don't do another X-Men/Avengers crossover. The recent one was atrocious. It's been hard for me as an X-men fan lately. Maybe they'll have the real Nightcrawler come back?

I hope they don't do another X-Men/Avengers crossover. The recent one was atrocious. It's been hard for me as an X-men fan lately. Maybe they'll have the real Nightcrawler come back?

No. I like Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone too much.
How about every Ice Age/ Madagascar/ Transformers movies? And The Bourne Legacy?

No. I like Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone too much.
How about every Ice Age/ Madagascar/ Transformers movies? And The Bourne Legacy?