The final season of Spartacus.

Let's fast forward to the year 2013.

Anyways, as I was saying…

yup.

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To maybe better understand why I'm still here, alone, two years after the series is over.

But I think it's important I bring it up.

Yes, this is all true, and very shameful to tell.

Then I decided I could get what I wanted faster elsewhere, so that was that.

I liked it, on a purely flesh level.

There's actually a near explicit sex scene between Spartacus and Sura, set to a lamenting choir.

I was not disappointed.

The sex and blood was true enough.

I watched the first episode online.

And lo and behold, the show had already premiered!!

I looked this new show online then.

It was not more than 2 minutes, yet it was so packed of blood and sex, sex and blood, that I could hardly contain myself.

It was for a STARZ series called SPARTACUS: BLOOD AND SAND.