Nothing like a good Bloody Mary, it's the only cocktail I know of where salty is the dominant flavor. Sure other drinks have salt rims, but they are sugary drinks, Bloody Mary's stand alone.

Ok we've got Dinglebert Bembeldak, Zenglebert Slaptyback, Zinglebert Cringlevase, Englebert Humperdink, Femblebert -No Wait! Go back one.

Kabango by itself is a great stage name

Or they could go in the other direction and change Tyrell Jenkins to something super-whitebred, like when Arnold Dorsey became Englebert Humperdink.

With every candle on the birthday cake were reminded of another year gone by, and how little we've grown. As much as we hold out hope that a better self may emerge we know it's not to be..

Touché

Sorry, I totally read that as 'When I was younger'. Although on the upside I'm glad to learn you're not a recovering smack addict

Xochi! Rent's due, mothafucka! And don't be tryin' any of that falling-down-the-stairs shit on me, ya hear?! Yeah, you conscious!

I was thinking the same thing. If they are going for visual impact by using a celeb (pretty) face, having Gwyneth Paltrow or Leo DiCaprio all mangled would make sense. Iggy Pop is about the least effective "before" picture I can think of for an idea like this, save maybe Keith Richards

Incidentally, has he released any music in the last couple years? Or is he now one of those Only-famous-for-my-Douchecapades, stars?

I've found that people who prefer American television are those who still haven't discovered that all American shows are created and beta-tested by the UK first.

The push-notifications have been completed in a completely different style at great expense, and at the last minute.

Not to mention this was pre-internet when hacking the DoD was an enormous achievement for a civilian with no inside access to their systems. Back then people though, "holy fucking shit could someone really do that?" I don't think hacking the Pentagon today will seem nearly as compelling as it was in '83

Honestly I think the Bloody Mary has to be the most bizzare "This is actually good" cocktail ever.

Old Speckled Hen is liquid silk

It's a European cut

This is a nice chair, it's solid. I want one.

Well, it is mysterious because the buttons are on the wrong side..

Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this, disappeared. His name?

I found some termite damage in a crawl space, and the foundation could use a little work, so…..all-in-all……it was a fun little cocktail party