You'd have to be crazy on acid to think an aphid looked like a goddamn…
The halucinatory feel of ASD, suggests that D shares some consonances with LSD, adding a physically addictive and deleterious attribute, perhaps as a tribute to PKDs beloved whizz. D sounds like an ultra-negative psychedelic. Also the blue flowers…

You bastids takin' Razzles name in Vain, if I SeaHags you on the street, I'll Bang you heads on da ground, an' Tango on ya head til it the Throbs, yo Quireboys.

Its fuckin borin' without the Cairds.

Conclusive Proof…
… for my thesis that we Scots are shite at rockin', Moping around we're world class, but actually rocking, nyet, unlike literature where we punch massively above our weight. Thats why I always claim the diaspora, thus AC/DC are Scottish (3 members born here) and Junglist Goldie (his ma) etc etc. As…

I got to see Dr Alimantado in Scotland, that was a result.
He had three daughters, one in brown paper (brown paper)

Bunny Wailer
If you check 'Blackheart Man' by Bunny Wailer and don't like it, then you are a div, its that simple.

Oi Handlen, just because you are not up to the task at hand, does not make it so, some things need to be vast and digressive, Pah, you don't even know about the wootz steel process, nor trial by pyx.

Baroque Cycle
Dear AV Club, I'm afraid that by leaving out Neal Stephenson's Baroque Cycle, you have shown yourselves unworthy of my trust on any cultural matters, and I'll have to set Father D'Gex on to you.

They played Glasto a couple of years back, Pete is still playin.

*sighs*
ahem, Peep Show and Nathan Barley.

And, Fucks Sakes, Bobby Keyes is a fuckin legend, Haters know shit.

68-73, Goats Head Soup is ace, 'Hide Your Love' is immense. Could live without hearing 'Angie' again though.

Allen Klein=Cunt.

Roland says…

Definitely don't piss off any Gypsys, or move to Crouch End.

You missed one
Nathan Barley.

As a serious Venom fan in the 80s I can clearly state that Abbadon was the worst drummer in thrash, and as a result all their stuff sounds lumpy and stilted next to the more limber talents of Exodus or Slayer. And their album 'Possessed' was the greatest steaming turd in 80s metal.

Mulatu Astaqe Ethio Jazz
I'm awaiting Ethiopiques vol 4, as the Mulatu Astaqe stuff is some of the best stuff I've heard in years,Soul/Funk/Jazz with genuine East of the River Nile Style, influential on the mighty Augustus Pablo sound, Arabic and Coptic influences, ace, Yekatit is my fave instrumental of the past…

My post was a Lie, Aberdeenshire is supreme, but I admit that it might be better if it was called Aberdeensex.

County
I prefer Berkshire