“You go to make a (few shitty) movie(s) and all you do is get criticized(and make close to a billion dollars)”

A Critic. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.

Just smile all the time…

Anyone read the garbage Pitchfork Review for this album? Andrew Gaerig wrote, "It's probably unfair to compare EL VY, the new project from Matt Berninger and Brent Knopf to Berninger's main gig(The National)." then proceeds to do just that, while shitting all over everything in the process.

Chemical castration is saved for cases of Hot to Extra Spicy Pedophilia

This is why I never fuck a man wearing shoes

Can we get some more #TigerBlood jokes up in this piece?!

Hey all this smelly garbage ain't so bad. I mean you enjoyed eating that banana, so respect the rotting peel.

Thanks, RapGenius.com

Geezer never heard of snapchat?

Whoa, Channing Tatum & Jamie Foxx look old.

"Who are you?" "Hope is not lost today.." Who's voice is that? Its not Fischer or Ridley. I think its a digitally modified Mark Hamill to sound like a lady's voice to throw us all off.

Yay, can't wait for another season for TV Club not to review.

"All cops are not murderers. I never said that. I never even implied that…. most are just rapists.”

Girl With The Henna Tattoo

This looks pretty funny, actually

Caption Contest: "We've given you a robo-titty."

Wait… so things that happened before are similar to thing that are happening now and also involve the same people? I'm not understanding this.

Dr. Andrew Garner isn't dead, has powers, is probably the Blue Marvel

I'm thinking Luke has transcended light & dark & has become 1 with the force, he's up on that pacifist Yoda-living-in-the-swamp tip, spending his days making tiny pots of soup & sticking he wiener in R2's fleshlight hole