Isn't it kind of fucked up to be hosting a pirated WTF, AC Club?

Wait… B-Dubs? G-Dubs? Its all starting to make sense!

The Monkees weren't about music, Moog. They were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval!

My god, does he really even have a tiny forehead?

Yeah, alienated like a fox!

What about dat like button?

Donutgent

Have you tried the new Flan-Tastic Fork? It is the desert cutlery we deserve, but not the one we need right now

Deleting tweets is seriously pointless. Once that shit goes up it is going to be permanent somewhere

Its a new Bronze Age in Comics!

…Mulva?

"Stop being an out of control ass!"

Not to quibble, dog, but it's called The Second City because it was rebuilt after the fire.

directed by Sidney Lumet

Pissed? Heck i'm down right miffed. I'm glad you understand sarcasm & what jokes are. Now back to my indepth Jonny Rudz reasearch

You seem smart. Lets for sure continue this convo

Oh i just feel terrible that I "fully judge him as a human being" by saying he wasn't funny. I've learned my lesson, and i'm glad you have too

OK turns out he kind of talked like matthew mcconaughey in this one video on youtube - PURE COMEDIC GENIUS! How could i have doubted? I have seen the light. Thank GOD (and you umphlove i'll never forget you) i investigated further. And the mugging on his vines, dont get me started on his mugging. Never have i seen…

My god, you're right! What if he did say or do something funny once. I'll do a full background check and get back to you ASAP

This dueche is aggressively not funny