Please keep your true opinions locked deep inside, and tell me what i want to hear.

I've never read any of his books, but i had a roomate that was creepily obsessed w/Am Psy & I liked the Rules of Attraction film W/Dawson

Someone with character flaws has no business on my TV or in my life. Mr Stewart you and your filthy, filthy flaws are dead to me.

I'm definitely willing to bet you haven't read "Everything else he's written." Feel free to lie about that though.

You've got to pay the troll toll is you want the Donald's hole

No thanks.

You're the man now… LINE!?

You a dog.

The line from A to F is thinner than A to B.

That's right. Work will set you free, you pinko scum.

But…. but he put and "E" on the end of it and pronouces it "Dir-te."

Ed Hardy Knew Ye

Don't fat shame Showalter.

Excuse me for saying so, but i think the real victims here are all the children this guy molested.

Not the pommel horse?

Fuck back story. I want story.

I don't want him to race, it's awful. I die every time Watto makes him do it.

ESPN is the same garbage. "Nothing but stupid sensationalism, and very little actual relevant (SPORT) reporting"

OK, so what was the secret?

I think it's technically a Mike Ditka movie