Kinda like how Purple Kelly is not the most anonymous Kelly in retrospect because her anonymity has made her legend.

You can never truly trust that, and I believe Jenn was fucking with us. But still, you'll never convince me that Sierra was a lock to beat Rodney in a final three with Will. That one is a toss up.

Totally baffled me to the point where I'm now wondering if there were more to what we saw. Because from what we did, there was no reason for Tyler (who voted for Mike) to keep pushing that agenda now that the game was over, and the two people that story seemed to be created to fool were on the jury next to him (Dan…

I believe that's how it works now. So 95,000 each.

I'm not convinced. This was not heavily promoted to the casual audience and voting took a not insignificant amount of effort. I think the vote was mixed.

Exit polling was all done by different fiefdoms, none of which cater to the Woo demographic. It was useful to a degree, but you needed to know which outliers to look for. I mean, RHAP had Joe at seventh or something. That guy was a lock. People who frequent a place tend to develop a hive mind and an inaccurate…

What did Kimmi do more than Kelley, other than "appear a long time ago"?

Tied for the record. HvV and SJDS also had three. H/T to someone upthread (I think streets_ahead?)

Alright, let's rank the Borneo players from least to most likely to be willing to return:
1. BB
2. Stillman (I'll just concede that one to make this easier)
3. Colleen
4. Sonja
5. Buis (he'd be on season 31 if he were)
6. Rudy (he'd probably still be willing, but the show wouldn't)
7. Dirk
8. Sue (did not go well last time)
9-1…

But, of course, Mike can't get to the end without winning challenges.

As @avclub-2bf7bb353a1107a5d5c41d1ff4c624cb:disqus pointed out and we both missed, BB would be the least like person to come back. Yes, even more so than Stacey Stillman and Colleen Haskell.

I'm gonna assume John is mom in this case. Because… girls, ew.

She got paid, so that could have alleviated some of the hard feelings. That, and time and perhaps her current situation (of which I know nothing). Whereas Colleen pretty obviously wants nothing to do with any aspect of the show.

Could she catch up on the course work she missed by going on Survivor the first time? Or has she graduated and now has to actually get a gig? Isn't she a public defender or something?

That sounds like an argument that Natalie Tenerelli, Chelsea Meissner, Stephen Fishbach, or Monica Culpepper tried to make.

Then does Crystal Cox count?

Shouldn't next year's second league be made up of non-returnee, non-winners?

Is Stillman actually less likely than Colleen? I can't decide.

And got us 500 views.

That's a nice answer to post on a message board. Not sure how inspiring it is to people on the island who need to cast a vote.