You are so shallow

Honestly, we should've just let you swap in Brendan Sinnott at the last minute. Then we'd be in good shape (literally).

In all seriousness, I think this was our most fun podcast yet and it's largely because of the dynamic you brought. So thanks again, young lady.

I like how this was enough for @JudgeReinhold:disqus to put you down for Morgan.

Woo lost me at "Ozzy". Literally, I stopped reading after that. Because I am vindictive and fickle.

Honestly, I bet that picture does it for her. We picked the wrong chick, man.

Alright, go again.

Yes.

For your edification, one point that I said we'd edit is when I couldn't remember Roger Sterling's name when trying to make a comparison with Tom Westman. It was as though I was the drunk one.

I think the issue is that most of the original All-Stars cast were the biggest celebrities from the most popular seasons in the show's history. They all had massively inflated senses of self-worth stemming from years of people falling all over them (think: Jersey Shore cast). So when things didn't go their way, it did…

Yeah, I didn't bother reading her bio. Not really relevant.

Bob Crowley doesn't win this game without his rugged good looks, and you know it.

I'm fine with no half-points. Let's just combine immunity and reward for three team challenges only. It shouldn't go on long enough to dramatically effect scoring, and there is a real difference between winning a reward for finishing first out of three than there is in finishing first out of two.

I was hoping she might fall to the end. But then was worried I'd have to choose between her and Morgan, my new favourite player of all-time.

Again, I'll add that we are essentially going to give 1 point to two-thirds of the cast every week until we get two tribes? The only different then between not losing and losing is if you happen to have the one person who was voted out.

I think you'll get two pairings of bros and babes uniting, Micronesia-style.

I'll add that this might be our most fun podcast yet, so if you've never listened before, you should give this one a try. (Also, that hurts. I thought we were a community). This only strengthens my resolve that we should just stop talking about the episodes themselves and instead focus on trivial Survivor bullshit…

I found that a little encouraging. She was clearly not cast to be a "personality". (Not that every non-personality has been good at the game).

He's easily my favourite athlete they've had come in. Although, since Jeff Kent is an asshole and I hadn't heard of any of the others (unless you count Jimmy Johnson or Ashley the wrestler), there's not a big competition. But I still like him. Probably have some of his basketball cards in my garage.

Looks like he'll be using his buff as a headband. Good ol' Uncle Cliffy.