Deuce Bigalow: T.J., I'm so glad you are here.
T.J. Hicks: How did you find me?
Deuce Bigalow: Well, this seemed like the only chicken and waffles place in all of Holland.
T.J. Hicks: Ohhh, so the black guy has to go to a chicken and waffles place, that's Racist!
Deuce Bigalow: But you're here.
T.J. Hicks: Yeah, but…

Kill the Smith? Jeez, take it easy

Colm Meany: "Welcome ta fucking turf"

Yeſ

Where's your sense of mirf?
[goddam "load more comments" bar on new goddam disqus]

Thanks for bringing the discussion back down to Earf

So: what's de big oidea?

"You've got… Fear"

(Reads letters appearing on screen as though typed)
"Cy-ber… Bob"

"Best Night Ever is… Likely to be appreciated…
highlights include … one of the gals accidentally shitting on a man’s face… women drinking as inherently funny…
[T]he movie’s irredeemable… true purpose is to instill into viewers a newfound appreciation for its directors…"
- AV Club

Everyone has AIDs!
AIDs AIDs AIDs!
AIDs AIDs AIDs AIDs AIDs AIDs!
Everyone has AIDs!

Shinola?

Quit fucking with the Asians.

About goddam time.

Thinks: eating furry hats

No it's just because you live where they cater to normal people in menus

Is it ok to say I don't like faggiolini?

She's… …gone?

Paranormal Activity: What a Friend We Have in Shinto.
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you fuck you fuckyou! How difficult is it to kill nine-year olds?"

Well I can't take back the snark now: but he sounds like a great guy and a decent person, and I do approve of I do not approves post